Our web team is in charge of keeping the website running smoothly, online customer service, staying on top of new products, marketing campaigns, stocking stores for their local events, social media, and MORE!
In honour of our 53rd (!!!) anniversary, get a little up close and personal with some of the web team and their product picks.🥳
Sarah
(she/her)
Director of Marketing
PICK: Lovense (the brand)
Lovense is honestly one of my favourite brands to work with. Their toys aren’t just high quality—they’re super innovative and always bring something different to the table. Every product feels really well thought out, which makes it so easy (and fun) to market. They also give us amazing assets to work with, so we can really show off what the toys can do—even online. And their app? Easily the best in the game. It does way more than you'd expect!
The top toys I love from them are:
Laurie
(she/her)
Customer Service Manager
PICK: Satisfyer Curvy 3+
This is one of those toys I often recommend when people want something reliable but not too basic.
The Curvy 3+ is great quality—like, the silicone is next-level soft and smooth. It’s super gentle on the skin and just feels expensive in the best way. The air pulse and vibration combo gives a lot of variety, and once you find your sweet spot (the nozzle is a bit small, so positioning matters), it really delivers.
The app adds some cool features, though it can be a little hit-or-miss with connectivity.
Bonus points: it’s waterproof, easy to clean, and comes with a 15-year warranty—which is pretty wild for a toy at this price point.
Jacob
(he/him)
Internet Sales & Customer Service
PICK: Bathmate HydroXtreme7 Penis Pump Kit
I get a surprising number of questions about penis pumps so why not throw in a few bucks to get the best of the best?
Although a lot of the classic air pumps can do the trick, no pump quite stands out like the Bathmate water-based vacuum system. You’re already naked in the shower - might as well kill 2 birds with 1 stone... or at least pump that bird up! It uses water pressure to create a vacuum, which sounds like something you'd learn about in physics class (but I probably wasn’t paying attention). It's surprisingly comfortable and the pressure control system makes you feel like you're piloting a submarine made for one very specific kind of passenger (aka your Penile Prince).
I usually recommend Bathmate to customers across the board, but the attachable hand pump bulb that comes with the HydroXtreme Kit takes the pump to a new level and is totally worth the extra money & time saved.
At first impression, opening this thing will feel like defusing a bomb in a spy movie. There's a case, a hose/ pump bulb, a shower strap, cleaning kit, a measuring gauge, even a towel. The included shower Strap is a nice bonus though. It lets you go hands-free during the wait so you can soap up, rinse off, crush a beer, or simply stand there and applaud your penis while it expands!
Emily
(she/her)
Media Content & Education Coordinator
PICK: Romp Piccolo Pegging/Strap-on Harness Kit
This is one of my favourite strap-on sets to recommend! It’s great for couples of all orientations and is reasonably priced for a kit that includes both the harness and the attachment. Speaking of which, the attachment is non-phallic, shaped perfectly for G-spot or P-spot play, and features a hole in the base to fit a bullet vibrator which instantly turns it into a vibrator!
I also love that Romp is a Canadian brand!
Chelsea
(she/her)
Events Coordinator
PICK: The Cowgirl Cone
The Cowgirl Cone is a wild ride from start to finish. With its silky-smooth silicone and serious power in a compact size, this little cone delivers big. Whether you're grinding on The Saddle or going deep with The Alamo, it’s all about finding your rhythm and riding into bliss.
The suction base is no joke — stick it, straddle it, and saddle up without a slip. Waterproof? Yup. App-controlled? Absolutely. Partner play or solo rodeos, this baby’s got range.
If you’re ready to lasso some next-level vibes with unmatched versatility, The Cowgirl Cone is your ticket to Pleasure Town.🐎✨
Allaina
(she/her)
Social Media Specialist
PICK: Honey Play Box Joi Rotating Head G-Spot Vibrator & Clit Licker
This toy takes dual stimulation to a whole other level! Between a rotating shaft and a tongue flickering clitoral stimulator, it's so unique! I also like that it's waterproof and even with the dual stimulation it doesn't have *too* much going on.
I think it would be a good toy to start off with when you're ready to start exploring different sensations!
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