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Picking A Packer

Packers are a faux, limp penis that one can wear to create the look of a “penis bulge” as well as the look and feel of having one!
Emily Zawadzki
June 3, 2021

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Packers are a faux, limp penis that one can wear to create the look of a “penis bulge” as well as the look and feel of having one! There are several brands that come in a variety of sizes as well as skin tones. So how do you pick out the perfect packer for you?! Here are some things to consider.


Fleshlight Mr. Limpy Packer Penis

When picking the size of your packer, it can be helpful to think about how big or small you actually want it to be. You could choose one that is proportional to your body size and/or one that simply best represents the size you want.

Skin Tone

Tantus On-The-Go Silicone Packer Assorted Colours

As mentioned previously, packers come in many different skin tones to represent our diverse population, some even in non-realistic fun colours!

Securing It

Cal Exotics Packer Gear Boxer Brief w/ Packing Pouch Black

Another thing to consider is how you are going to be wearing your packer. Whether it’s in your regular undergarments or a pair of packing underwear, will it fit and securely be held in place?

Things that are snugger to the body are preferable and any undergarment styles that feature a separate front pocket in the crotch also work. Alternatively, a smaller or softer o-ring strap-on harness can often be worn under the clothes and will also secure it in place.

Tips & Tricks

Practice Packing

Cal Exotics Packer Gear Brief Harness Black

Get used to the feeling of wearing a packer simply by wearing it more and more! Wear it around the house doing your everyday routine, and when you’re comfortable, take it out and try wearing it in public.

STP Options

Cal Exotics Packer Gear STP Extension

An STP (also known as a stand-to-pee) device makes things more functional by allowing you to pee standing up, similar to how someone with a penis does.

There are a few different designs but they often feature a wide opening that narrows down to a tube-like design (kind of like how a funnel works). Some designs also act as a 2-in-1 toy where they function both as a packer as well as an STP device!